I'm going home to bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.

She said yes. She said yes. Awful play, man.

Honey, leave the terrible jokes to me.

All right, look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks. This work sucks!

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

I have nothing to apologize for. I told you this was a bad idea.

Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug.

Look. I'm only here because I don't wanna see you rotting in a prison cell.

Oh, I knew you were a waitress. Your store sucks! I just had sex in your dairy department.

Please. I'm not as bad as Ross. Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?

We just repackage it with a bunch of other shit that didn't sell and put it into a CDO. A CDO? Yes. A CDO.

Okay. Well, whenever you and I were in bed... Howard, get out. Not a chance. So, you were telling us how Raj was terrible in bed.

So, where are we going? It better not be anyplace dumb. No. It's really cool.

I've been a real jerk. So have I. But it's not too late. We could be a great team. We just need to start working together.

I understand that, unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields. Boy, you suck.

Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.

All I got was a lousy key chain. And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys.

And I didn't tell anyone or share with anyone these feelings and I just held them in and let them fester.

I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person. No you're not, Chandler. We still love you, Chandler.

"All right, I tried." That should be the title of your autobiography. Ooh, a second-degree burn.