We don't have time. No! Oh! Hugh! Hugh! That's enough! That's enough! Stop, Hugh!

Hugh? Hugh's terribly attractive, I'll give you that, but I don't really think he's the marrying kind.

No, it's Hugh Jackman.

I was 13 years old, and on spring break from college. Not relating. Go on.

Do the crown. Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.

He also cries every time Hugh Jackman sings. But not cute sniffles-- full-on snot sobs. But he is great. So great. Yeah.

I used to watch romantic comedies where the perfect, charming, Hugh-Grant-guy would bend over backwards for the woman that he loves.

You know why people like violence, Hugh? It's because it feels good. Sometimes we can't do what feels good. We have to do what is logical.

Huge Ackman? That's a ridiculous name! It doesn't even sound real! Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.

Oh. Now, the big question is what to order on payperview. Oh, I already hope they... I hope they have that Huge GrantMeryl Streep movie that sounds like a black lady. Come on.

We've got to fight for the right to affordable health insurance for everybody, the right to fair pay, family leave, and workplace flexibility, the right to a fair living wage.