How long do you think you can keep it from him? Yeah, isn't it gonna get worse the longer you wait?

Why all the secrecy? Why not just tell us?

So, Ford's been making his own hosts out here and telling no one.

It's like he and my mom, they made some secret pact to act like robots.

It's all right, Sheldon. I will just pretend that Leonard's not withholding information.

And are we to do all this without telling Papa? Isn't that rather underhand?

Why don't I make it easy for you? I know you're keeping something from me.

Has it been that long? Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.

First of all, what are you getting at? And secondly, if I had any information, I wouldn't be keeping it to myself.

Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, it's kinda fun hiding. Yeah.

Hi, sweetie. Peaches. See, we've all been protecting you from something. You know pluto?

When? Oh, 10, 12 months ago. You didn't tell me for a year?

I just can't believe you could keep something like that from him. You guys have got to be the weirdest couple I know.

That is true, I have said that. Well, a lot, it's very annoying. Has something changed? Is there something that you're not telling me?

Really? Mm-hmm. Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?

Her behavior. No, I have the feeling that she's hiding something. I wouldn't worry about it. She's probably just distracted by work.

The problem is, I want to be one of those guys. So sleep with the new girl and lie to Priya. Oh, that's not who I am.

Well, I don't have any secrets from you. Do you have secrets from me? Yes. Oh, that has been weighing on me for years. Come here.