They're gonna get beaten up at that club. They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

I wasn't gonna get beat up. You were, but somehow I held myself back.

So you hit her in the face?

Ooh, Sheldon, it's as if you don't think I'll punch you.

You'd get your ass kicked in Ireland for saying that.

My brother was mean to me, too. Yeah, you probably had it coming.

If Papa was here, he'd hit you on the nose.

One, I punch you right in the mouth and you call the police on me.

Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up.

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

Captain, are you going to punch me again over and over till your arm weakens?

Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. Sarcasm? Maybe.

Careful, that's my fiance you're talking about, and I can program him to hurt you.

If one of them attacks you and some wounded soldiers, what are you gonna do? Hit him with your Bible?

Yeah, well, I know where you work, all right? And if you mess with me, I'll report you, then I'll pound your asses into the ground.

I draw my broadsword. I ready my quarter-staff. I drink my potion. I say we attack the big one.

So? How did it go with Joshua last night? Well, I didn't see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face. What? Why?

Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. Hey, remember that one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?

I did not force you to go to that. You walked out of the house in a fez and bow tie. I went so you didn't get beat up.

You have plenty of moves available. You could beat us up and steal the money. You could kill us, you know. Really, you're only limited by your imagination.