How could I not get that part? Stupid Ralph Macchio.

So, will August Pullman please come up here to receive this award?

This year, our schools have chosen to honor the Ostroff center.

It was either that or a bag of Oreos. So I chose a shower.

I know. God, I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf -Oreos.

Not unless the key is Rosie O'Donnell's career before her buzz cut. Truth. That's the big secret to business.

I ask for a replacement for O'Reilly and this is what I get? A useless, skinny, untrained snot!

Where is that? Sim City. More specifically, the Sim City I designed, Sheldonopolis.

You want some Oreos? Double Stuf? No, regular. Nice. Kick a man when he's down.

Is this Bakhmala? The Khalid Khandil mission, that was you. You didn't say he was a pararescue. Is this Riley? Yeah.

People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can't run, leave them behind. Oh, the simulated horror!

Okay, you're in Sheldonopolis. Where exactly? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons? Whatever you like.

We were badass back in the day. All right, let's do it. 48 hours of Star Wars gaming. It's on like Alderaan.

I've been training her. To be trained by the master. What have you learned? If you jump in muddy puddles, you must wear your boots.

They've got surveillance of you in an IRA pub with a Pat O'Reilly, who they ID'd as the Knightsbridge bomber. And thanks to your GPS phone, they tracked you here.