Barf! Barf, I say!

It makes me want to puke.

Well, I'm helping the kids so much I think I'm gonna throw up.

Oh. Well, great. I'm just gonna go vomit forever now.

You want me to put it back?

Ask rhetorical questions that make people uncomfortable?

I'm about to be your barf buddy right now.

At 11:30, I called and said I was throwing up like a fire hose.

I can't believe this. I shouldn't be the one making her throw up. Dude relax. Ross. It could happen to anyone.

I didn't come to help, I came to mock.

That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.

Couple of things, we are home, and that's mean.

You make that joke every three months. I still don't get it.

Sweetie, now, she's a woman, not a gumball machine.

Yeah, well I'm supposed to be in Vegas throwing up on a shrimp buffet. Now give it.

Vomit tux? Who vomited on... you know what, what you up to Joe?

I'm just dropping off some new ones laminated. Makes 'em easier to clean if people throw up on them.

Oh God. Oh I can't believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up. Well, he actually saw you a little bit too.

Careful, that's my fiance you're talking about, and I can program him to hurt you.

Yes. You got yourself in deep there with Baron Maupertuis. Quite a scheme. Colossal.