Now, to prepare the wraps, steam some ready made Chinese pancakes or you could use tortilla wraps.

You said the waiter ate my crab cake.

You are gonna finish that waffle, or you're not gonna have breakfast.

But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.

Hey, don't forget you're in charge of picking up the hot dogs. I have hot dogs, Kraft singles and the saltines. Yeah.

What's a samba-tapas place? You know, it's like a samba place where they serve tapas. Oh. Yeah. So the joke's on history?

Okay, let me guess. A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard. Thank you.

Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year. You know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.

Ugh, I don't feel like waffles. Can you make me cereal? Sure. Absolutely not. Absolutely not, Lily.

OK, then that's it, that's one. You can make any different shapes you like. And you can tuck a little bit of the cabbage.

I'll have the shepherd's pie. You want to split that with me? Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't. Why not?

Well, you have milk in the taters, milk in the gravy, parmesan crust. Your lactose-intolerant boyfriend will turn into a gas-filled Macy's Day balloon.

So, no, on the shepherd's pie. Can we move on? Yeah, a little tip: he says he can eat frozen yogurt. Do not believe it.

I can't believe they turned it into a samba-tapas place. Oh my god, Sebastian! Samba. Tapas. Pick one, you know. Do one right.