Simba. I'm kind of in the middle of a bath. And it's time for yours.

Well, then, you're letting the water make you its prey.

Look around. You're in a bowl. Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.

No, no. This is putting up sheetrock at a housing project in Rosemead.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart. Here he is.

The view. Well, you have a good time! All by yourself. Not getting lost.

If that fell kingdom should rise again, Rivendell, Lorien, the Shire, even Gondor itself will fall.

Can I get into college with this? Of course! Columbia? No! Rutgers? No!

What questions did you ask them? I was trying to determine if anyone had prior knowledge of the flaws in the Lobera .38.

And by the sixth grade, guess who asked me if I would be the drummer for his band? Brian McKilroy. And I said yes.

I didn't have my powers in 1973. Logan, you're going to have to do for me what I once did for you. Lead me, guide me.

Come on, Sheldon, we'll take your mom to see the Hollywood sign, the wax museum, the Walk of Fame. Ooh, maybe a little Rodeo Drive.

This kid, let's call him Brian McKilroy. He started making fun for me, saying, Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, Look at these.

Very well. You all know, of course that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age, Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin.