Ooh. Leonard's going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...

If cronuts had tongues, they'd be the Miley Cyrus of pastries.

Now coming to basketball. Risk nothing with perfect LeBron.

Not one cereal mascot is a girl. It's a total breakfast sausage fest.

Nothing. That technology is caught up with the spy world. Put it back, Eggsy.

Well, good for him. Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.

Are you going to start again? I am tired of hearing you rant about the crazy closet world.

If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese, then I plead guilty.

This guy could be not just the best pitcher in our bullpen, but one of the most effective relief pitchers in all baseball.

He's not a barber, he's the nephew. He's an example of the kind of nepotism that runs rampant in the barbering industry.

Billy, this is Chad Bradford. He's a relief pitcher. He is one of the most undervalued players in baseball.

Why would I rant about crazy closet world? Those lunatics priced themselves out of business years ago.

I am the William Shatner of theoretical physics. All right, I'll play. What self important, preening fraud are they honoring this year?

When I was little, there was this kid, Tommy Doonan. Nice kid, solid hopscotcher. Used to give me his fruit roll-up at lunch every day.

Oh, that's a nice offer. You know, we'd make a great team. Or as we say in the menu business, I can't do this without "Me N U." Right, 'cause it spells "Menu." Yeah, right? It's funny.