I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program right now if it wasn't for us.

You did this and it killed him and he's staying dead.

Howard. The person at fault for you not getting a security clearance is me.

Helping you miss practice doesn't make her very nice. Not in my book. Or your team's.

Who cares? We lost 1,000 men on the transporters you abandoned!

Indeed. Yes, sir. You nearly got Ron and me expelled.

The doctor says it's completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you're sleep deprived.

Yup, that's our signature. Got us bounced out of Six Flags.

That's great. Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form.

I think you need to tell her how you feel. Okay, that's the green stuff talking.

He's the one who left the door open when we were kids, and my pet mongoose ran away. Stupid Adoot.

I had to take another shower. It wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough.

Joey cracks me up. It's like, 'Yeah, why don't you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldn't be awkward at all.'

Oh my God. I killed him. I killed another one. And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.

Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you. Bye. I love you, too.

Okay, you were right. All right, I never should have bought them. They're killing me. One toe at a time.

The red dress just like mom's, the toy she knew mom would trip on, the headless pictures? She's crazy.

Sheldon, he's just gonna do a few magic tricks for some kids. I really don't think they're gonna end up liking the Green Lantern movie.

Because I asked her to wait. And I said, "It's what you do best." So I... Oh, it's my fault! It's all my fault she got kidnapped and taken into whatever this place is. What if it's a restaurant?

Howard, I have a few questions. I found three bowling pins. Now, do you juggle these, or are you missing seven? Juggle. You health nuts kill me.