Hello, Betsy. Grandpa, can we ride on Betsy? Of course you can.

A King's Jewel. The Arkenstone.

How long have you been Mr. Ashbaugh's attorney? Oh, about two years.

Oh, hell, yeah. Score.

The seven armies swore that oath to the one who wields the King's jewel, the Arkenstone.

And did Mr. Ashbaugh ever threaten to fire you as his attorney over those two years? Yes.

Mr. Ashbaugh thought that he should be allowed to testify to some of the concerns he had over the board members.

And did you claim that Mr. Ashbaugh was in love with you? Mrs. Florrick?

You mean the will benefitting Mrs. Ashbaugh. Yes.

I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer.

Have you usually contracted in this manner with Mr. Ashbaugh? In what manner? You mean, the all-nighter?

It's Oakenshield. That filthy dwarfish usurper. He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he?

Sweetie, well, listen. Fizbo is very special. But you shouldn't expect to be as good as he is right away.

You testified earlier that you just before Mr. Ashbaugh left, he had trouble finding a pen?

Because I'll never be as good as Fizbo. He's just so funny and special and magical.

Mr. Ashbaugh was delaying. Mr. Lee asked me to "Prime the pump," I believe were his words.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, good. "Yes." And have you witnessed other contracts for Mr. Ashbaugh?

Yes. David Lee is lockhart/Gardner's lawyer in family law. He asked me to use my influence with Mr. Ashbaugh to get him to sign this will.

Don't worry, Betsy will have it done in no time. Is your lawn mower called Betsy? She certainly is.

Hop aboard. Aye-aye. Captain Grandpa. We'll have this grass cut in no time. Hold tight, here we go. Betsy is very good at cutting grass. This is fun.