You're telling us to go. I told you to go to Yale, too. Why didn't you? I got a better offer.

You're saying that because you want me to let you go.

He got cold feet. What can I do? Convince him to change his mind.

For all we know, he's convincing the president right now to change his mind.

The faculty were all telling him, maybe this isn't for you.

Is this how you tried to convince Michael Corrigan before he hung himself?

This is an intervention. We are intervening. We need to discuss the pot.

Yes, well, someone convinced him that you wouldn't tell the truth unless you were actually wetting yourself.

Claire, I came here for a reason to try to convince you to make the right decision.

No idea what you're talking about. But if my father sent you to change my mind, you won't!

Hey, family! Don't try to pressure me into staying for dinner. I'm just here to do my laundry.

I told her she should be with you. Halfheartedly? Whole Maya Heartedly! Is this true?

Oh, honey, what did you say to her? Oh, I was super late, so I didn't really...

What? I know. I know, and when he proposed to me, everyone said "Don't do it, he's just gonna do to you what he did to Rachel," and now I feel so stupid.

See, I had tickets to the Star Wars premiere that night, but Professor Proton came to me in a dream dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi and convinced me I should be with you. Obi-what?