Oh, honey, you're going to need stitches. Stitches? With a needle? Well, yeah, I mean, just a few.

Of course not. So you thought that I would like quilting? Well, don't you?

It's my pin. I sewed it there so you'd always have my heart on your sleeve.

It's cute how excited they are. You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week for the convention.

Exhibit A, your shirt, which he stayed up all night sewing so that you would have the perfect costume.

Hey, we can make bad decisions. She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, so we're off to a good start.

Huh? ‭What? This is my bachelorette party, tea and quilts? Well, you said you didn't want anything crazy.

Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back, so still hoping.