You know, what am I worried about?

Miss Elizabeth, let us take a turn about the room.

Stop yelling! I'm not happy about this.

What are you doing, what are you doing? It's my New Year's resolution. To blind my child?

We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic. Which he only did once. Yeah.

Wait, upper east side unity? Technically, that's upper west side, dad. How are you helping?

I've heard about some Masters who could win a fight just by throwing open a door, Shuh-sha!

And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns. Blind?

I can't tell. It's melting my eyes. You got anything in black?

Mitzy's dead? She was old and blind, Leonard. What choice did we have?

Howard, relax. I'm not interested in your girlfriend. I hope not. Because you don't want to mess with me.

Lordy! Can you even see in these? Yes. Yes, I can! I can. I'm blind!

Question: how do you walk the runway blind? It's just that we stay at the same Four Seasons all the time.

And when I wipe washed up his eyes. Eyes came out. Man, he just lit up. He says I thought I was blind.

If it were Greek, I'd be blind in both eyes. Guys, I like him because he's handsome and he's nice and smart and handsome.

Or I swear to God, I'll blind you with a hot spoon, like they did to that little boy in Slumdog Millionaire.

Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me that I had a half-sister that he imprisoned in Hel. And then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye. So I had to kill her.