Get rid of her how?

What happened with Leslie? Why did she dump you?

Look at her status update. She's saying she dumped me. People need to know I dumped her.

Look, I am sorry that Rachel dumped you 'cause she fell in love with that Mark guy.

We're done. Done? You break me out to cut me loose?

Getting Penny to go back out with him after she dumped him. Tricking Penny into getting engaged.

But she did dump you. Grow up, Raj. There's no place for truth on the Internet.

What's going on with that woman you're dating? I broke up with her. Why?

Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.

If she was awesome and pretty, I wouldn't be dumping her. Just do it, you pig.

Please, please, I don't have a lot of time. Look, Ramona finally dozed off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.

You'd take Chumhum and get rid of us. No. We'd draw up a contract.

Max, do you know who they are? Sure do. This one is the girl that I leave this one for.

But you did. You fell for me. So now what? You're just gonna throw me away?

It was her punk-ass boyfriend that was the problem. She tried to throw him out and he got all loud and mean.

Amy may have dumped me, but at least it wasn't off the lido deck of a Carnival Cruise.

Oh, yeah. I ran into you in the hallway in your building. It was right after I slept with Joey. He dumped me the next day.

Maybe I should have told her. She dumped me a week later for a boy who worked at the local shop.

"The perfect gift for the perfect couple." Save that card. We may need to throw it back in their faces.

Nah, I can't. I got to pick up my mom from her water aerobics class. 18 overweight women flapping their arm fat in a swimming pool. Looks like the manatee tank at Sea World.