No, it's Hugh Jackman.

Gentlemen. Professor Rothman. Good evening.

That's what Manchas was afraid of, wolves! The wolves are the Night Howlers!

Yes, but you're focusing on the ways in which Colosseum doesn't measure up to traditional notions of higher education.

Lucca's right. The debt strike is working. Colosseum stock is falling.

82% of Colosseum graduates find employment within a year of graduation. What employment?

What? Could you get me everything you can on Colosseum University?

Stay tuned for more information. Caesar Flickerman, thank you.

Do the crown. Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.

Okay, I think we can all agree that Colosseum is not Harvard. Oh, that's not what we're claiming.

Sorry, I'm Norm. Spellman. I went through avatar training with him.

Good afternoon, I'm Caesar Flickerman. Hear about continuing coverage of the defense of the Capitol.

The reality is the vast majority of Colosseum students end up worse off than before they started.

It was a nice retirement party. I guess. Still, it's a shame Professor Rothman was forced to step down.

Hey, look, there's Rothman's empty office. Sad. Mm, indeed. Yeah. So Sad. Dibs.

Isabel, you're a concert pianist, but Itzhak Perlman himself gave Nelly her very first violin.

1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon's party. I played you one of my songs, you know, Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

Well, I called dibs at the Christmas party when Professor Rothman tried to have intercourse with the Toys for Tots collection box.

Dom. Yeah, Mia, it's me. How's it going there? We're at Mando's. This place is like a fortress.

What should we call him? Not sure, but definitely not Sammy. Sammy Saltzman sounds so silly.