You know, the nice thing about Shel Mart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.

Okay, well, I stood in the back, and I watched you show the workers how to fold and box the clothes.

Sure you do. I can tell by the wrap job. She can't make corners like this, Manny!

Oh, hey. I folded your laundry for you. You're welcome. That's not mine.

I get it. You know, Leonard once borrowed my Edmund Scientific catalogue and dog-eared some pages. Never got them straight again.

The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on lasik. You know, those that needed it.

Really? Yeah. Oh, I guess it is kind of badass. What if I tilt it a little bit? You ruined it.

And then when I go around showing everybody the balloon animal that "Bill Gates" made for me, I'll look like an idiot.

Sheldon, what am I gonna do about my maid of honor? I mean, Bernadette gave me all these bridal magazines. She even folded down the pages with the good dresses.

All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much. Oh, don't feel bad, folks. There will be a ten percent discount on tickets for everyone. Yeah, sure, thanks a lot.