We want you to marry her. What?

Well, that's interesting. Because the woman I married never would have asked.

Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.

Yes. Because you're not married to her. Exactly.

Ma, you're asking me to marry you?

And you will marry him? If he still wants me to.

Wait, you're not seriously marrying a woman you've met once.

Oh please, what do you know. You married a lesbian.

What if I'd agreed to marry her and there was no baby?

I never asked you to marry me. Yeah, but I did.

My god. I married into a drug cartel?

Yes you do. This is your third divorce. You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it.

Like what a good idea it was to elope the first time. But also how incredibly happy you make me. Thank you for marrying me. Hopefully for the last time.

And that's the man you want to trick into marriage? I'm going for a walk.

If you'd have seen a circus freak, you would've said, "I take thee circus freak."

It's the day, three decades past, that a redneck from Gaffney married a debutante from Dallas.

I saw that, Captain. If Maurice won't give me his blessing, then he's in my way.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And you are about to marry a wonderful man. Hey. I'm marrying a dead woman.

Hi liar. Hey. You know the only reason he's marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.

So, he took a wife, built a house and lived there until it collapsed and crushed him dead.