Was I hit on the head by a coconut?

When he came in, I smashed it on his head, but I messed up.

What he's got is an Acme dynamite kit. It's gonna blow up in his face. And I'm gonna be there when it does.

Check the structural integrity of the trophy case, bitches, 'cause mama's bringing home some hardware!

His skull was caved in from the back. He probably never saw it coming, beaten and left for dead.

They're pushing me out. Cary, that little gerbil, told me to take emeritus status.

What you got there? A rock. Did some mean boys throw it at you?

Call us old-fashioned, but we don't like it when people take hammers to our artwork.

All right. Let's try it. George, you hide first. One, two, three. George is looking for somewhere to hide.

I was like, "man, like, if I play bad, This may be it."

You know the paving slabs in that whole area, even the exact ones that he landed on, you know they were all…

Look! That's right, you mothers! I did it! I made the perfect bread!

I heard a sound of distress. What seems to be the trouble? Oh, I just stubbed my toe a little. I'm fine.

I'm serious, JPL's actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.

A Russian nuclear warhead, branded safe by the IMF, clipped the Transamerica Pyramid before plunging into the San Francisco bay.

Isaac Newton! Gravity, sir! He sat under a tree, apple fell on his head. He said, "Hey, Gravity!" Thank you, I am Farkle!

Exactly. Parker was a young kid, pretty good on the sax. Gets up to play at the cutting session and he fucks it up.

It's a dolphin. It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.

It is not the only logical explanation. For example, you could be hallucinating after being hit on the head by, say, a coconut.

You drink everything I put in front of you down in one and you slam your glass down on the bar and ask for more. It's wonderful.