City of Cleveland Orphanage.

Well, you probably weren't digging as deep as the Bates City Vine.

So, after all these years, we finally got you over to Metropolis.

You've also got something from the Pasadena Municipal Court.

All this week, the Early Music Society of Pasadena is doing a joint concert with the San Gabriel Renaissance Choir.

Anything new? Let's see. Well, facebook went public, and Edward Snowden went private.

Phoebes, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee. It's a really weird place.

Macau to Shanghai, Shanghai to Tokyo, Tokyo to L.A., L.A. to Dallas, Dallas to Tampa. That was 11 days.

Rising from the warm shores of the Persian Gulf and the shifting sands of the Arabian Desert, is the city of Dubai, the largest emirate in the United Arab Emirates.

My friend's s getting married at Disneyland tomorrow night. Destiny, thy name is Anaheim.

They hide in plain sight behind everyday 9:00-to-5:00 cover jobs, luring them into a false sense of security.

This is a new development. This is in Lewisville. It's right near the newly completed state highway 121.

Fine. All righty! An 8.2 magnitude earthquake devastates Pasadena, reducing mighty edifices to dust, engulfing the city in flames.

Because New York is slowed down, it's gonna historically slow down the other markets around it, because those airplanes go in and out of New York and go to Fort Worth and to Houston and to Memphis and to Chicago and to Cleveland.

Well, the last three nights I've had to take him to get a haircut, to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia where they still have the "Good ibuprofen."

It's a scorcher out there, folks. Stay cool, Pittsburgh. Shut up. Don't tell me to shut up. You're doing it wrong. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Mom, I'm hot. I know, kiddo.

A typical trip, Miami to Tampa, Tampa to Houston, Houston to Vegas, Vegas to Houston, Houston to Dallas, Dallas to Tokyo, Tokyo to Hong kong, Hong kong to Macau. Thanks, boss.

I was such a fan that in 1995, I traveled ten hours by bus to a sci fi convention in Jackson, Mississippi, wearing my Starfleet Academy cadet uniform in order to meet Wil Wheaton and get him to autograph my mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure.