Oh. This? Healthy and organic jar of oregano? How much are you smoking? You doin' everyday or? You do it at work? Dude.

Take a breather. Our pals in the Navy are gonna soften them up for us.

So Frank was my roommate and Frank like nothing more than to smoke weed.

A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.

Describing how you came to be on school property after hours, using alcohol and drugs, where a fellow student almost died.

Let's see. Well, the cocaine I used to... OK. That's good. Okay, kids. Let's get ready for school, okay? Come on.

In fact, if I catch you with cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here. Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff.

Looks like you did more than just seaweed. Mom, you're beautiful. Does Dad tell you that enough?

George, now it's your turn. Dip the stick in the mixture, hold it up, take a big breath, and blow.

Every single day, second hand. And strangely enough, every time I go into our bedroom, I mysteriously end up late for class.

Hey, I'm sorry. I know they're too young to talk about cocaine. I just... I feel like six is a hair young for cocaine. Yeah, but seven... We let them try it at seven.

Fun? Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you bought crunchy peanut butter, but now you want the girls to play D&D. Do you have a drug problem?